| Sometimes not scoring isn\'t such a bad thing. |
I was out last night and I ended up with an older lady at a club.
She looked OK for a 57-year-old.
In fact, she wasn`t too bad at all, but I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle, and she asked if I`d ever had a sportsman's double.
"What`s that?" I enquired
"It`s a mother and daughter threesome," she replied.
I said, "No" - excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was "my lucky night!" but only if I wanted it to be.
We went back to her place, undressed and I hopped into bed.
She put on the hall light and shouted: "Mum, you still awake!"
Sometimes not scoring isn't such a bad thing.
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